BREAKING NEWS... Chai no situation is bigger than jokes oooooooo lol

Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was
announced that
a very dangerous snake had just
been discovered.
Scientists claim that the snake is an enhanced
specie of the reptile family.
According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases
0.5cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds
every 30seconds or less.
This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed
by weapon except it bites itself.
Surprising huh? Scientists claim that's the only
way it can be killed but researches are still
ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be
killed.
This is the mostpoisonous and deadliest snake
ever recorded in the history of man.
This snake can only be found in Nokia torchlight
mobile phone under game option,Snake Xenzia.
Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this
through..